Honestly, they’re one in the same.
Writers Block; the inability to put words on real/fake digital paper.
Constipation: the inability to pass bowel movements from your intestines to the toilet bowl.
Both hurt, physically and mentally. In the beginning, you think “this too will pass”. You wait it out. Hours turn into days, and if you’re very unfortunate, days turn into weeks. As time passes, you start to feel feelings. Self consciousness begins to set in; one, for your inability to conjure anything creative/exciting to write. The other, for the ten pounds of feces weight bloating your stomach.
Mentally, you start to wonder if it’s something you will ever overcome. You start to admit defeat- you stop trying to write witty punch lines, or creative tales. You stop sitting on the toilet for extended amounts of time, playing games on your phone, trying to pass both time and gas.
Eventually, you surrender yourself to being a non-creative, bloat type that will just walk this earth aimlessly for the rest of time.
Relief is on the horizon though! One day, you finally write that decent sentence. The words start flowing. Your stomach starts making that curling noise. You start to “feel it”- Your body lurches, and suddenly, you panic to find the nearest bathroom; mount vesuvius is ready to erupt. And, as you squat (or rest your cheeks on the toilet, whatever) relief swims over your body. You, you feel alive again! You have literally dumped the shit that’s been holding you back. Your world, and bowels, are once again aligned!
We all are going to go through a dry spell; and, sometimes you gotta write crap before you find your stride.